McGill Dentistry Class of 2021 – Roast 2019

“7 Tears” (adapted from “7 Rings” by Ariana Grande)

Lyrics:

A shot of espresso, no make it a double!
Get here on time, don’t like getting in trouble
Cut preps with diamonds, but no water stream
Burning that plastic’s my favourite thing (yeah)

Been here for hours, and still barely average
Who would have thought it’d turn me to a savage?
Love being tied up with floss and with dams
Scratches from burs, all these burns on my hands (get it)

My wrists are hurtin’ (yeah), my neck is crampin’ (mmk)
Make undercuts (cookie), demos be checkin’ (skrr)
You like my prep? Gee, thanks, just cut it (yeah)
I see it, I like it, I show it, don’t sign it (sign)
I show it, don’t sign it (sign), I show it, don’t sign it (sign)
I show it, don’t sign it (sign), I show it, don’t sign it (sign)
You like my prep? Gee, thanks, just cut it
I see it, I like it, I show it, don’t sign it

Carving amalgam, but can’t fix those ditches
Got matching diamonds in all our prostho kits
One day I’ll spoil all my friends with my riches (dollar)
For now that LOC pays my tuition (get paid)

Whoever said demo lists can solve problems (Miller)
Must not have waited enough time to see one
I say, “Which one?” They say, “Nah, redo all ’em” (okay)
Happiness comes at the price of a sign out (sign)

My resto is beamin’, my burnish is gleamin’
The way it shine, I know you’ve seen it (uzi)
I bought a box, so many dividers (yeah)
Ran out of space (Drummond), I show it, don’t sign it (yeah)
I show it, don’t sign it (sign), I show it, don’t sign it (sign)
I show it, don’t sign it (prep), I show it, don’t sign it (sign)
You like my resto? Gee, thanks, just carved it (get it)
I see it, I like it, I show it, don’t sign it

My preps, be lookin’ like disasters
Failed it again and I’m restartin’
16 MO is my new rival
Can somebody please hold the mirror for me
I don’t mean to brag, but I be like, “Signed by Diamandis”
When you see them walls, they taper down, like my grades (cry)

Shoot, from FMD to the truth
Can’t even prep a class 2, give me the boot
Slow speed, I got no use
Nothing but holes in this tooth
Look at my back, look at my neck
No yellow stone or plaster for the rest
Ain’t no budget cause we’re too intense
If I like it then that’s what I get

I want it, I got it (rubber), I want it, I got it (dam)
I want it, I got it (rubber), I want it, I got it (dam)
Three bucks, per tooth? Tuition bought it
I see it, I like it, I show it, they signed it (okrr)

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